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Ding ding ding da ding ding da ding ding ding ding ding da ding ding da ding ding ding
Person 1: LETS DO THE FORK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL
person 2: DING DING DING DA DING DING DA DING DING
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In Canada forks have been banned. Many Canadians gave forks to the wild Canadian geese outside of Tim Hortons and the geese used them as weapons, enslaving half of Ontario. Since then, forks have been banned from many Canadian provinces. As I am writing this I am eating salad with a knife. Stupid geese
The great Canada fork ban was a troubling event that caused chaos and terror for many Canadians
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its is when u eat out a butthole with a fork then cum on it then feed it to the local elementary school
ayo dude u tryna do some cream bum fork?
The flirtatious action of a woman “accidentally” letting her fork fall to the floor, for the one who picks it up will be romantically linked to her for eternity, even if the intentions were purely polite and obligatory.
Adele really dropped her fork at the dance last night, and you wouldn’t believe who picked it up!
I’m sorry I can’t date you Taylor Swift. Adele dropped her fork last night and without thinking, I picked it up.
Girls who assume to be the hottest shit ever. One who doesn't look either way before crossing the street. A girl who looks and sound like B. Arthur but won't settle for less than David Beckham.
You see that chick?? She totally denied you bro!" "It's cool, she Grand Forks hot."
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When one inserts a three pronged eating tool into one’s own rectum
Dude, I really need an Alaska funk fork
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More gentle way to say go fuck yourself. Usually used when you dont have the ability to say fuck, or when saying it in a joking manner
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