cum guzzling jiz fountain

A whore who loves to please their various partners with oral sex.

That skank hoe is a cum guzzling jiz fountain!

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Fountain Hills Middle School

A school located in Fountain Hills, FHMS makes the High School look like paradise with its constant breakouts in fighting, smoking in bathrooms, and bitchy schoolteachers. Teachers, who teach 6th, 7th, or 8th, are screwed either way. If they're guys, they're perverts. If they're girls, they're either bitchy or slutty. The cafeteria food sucks, except for pasta day, which has good breadsticks. There are the 'popular kids' who are aparantley bringing sexy back, but when given a closer look they look like rats with visible boxers. The only good part of Fountain Hills Middle School is the rather amazing bathroom mirrors, which are fun to sharpie.

I'm going to set crocodiles on every teacher at Fountain Hills Middle School..

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Cochrane fountain City HS

Just abunch of retards that don't learn jack shit and basically is a prison

Jacob: Mike did you go to cfc
Mike: yea because 1+1=3 I went to Cochrane fountain City HS

fountain hills high school

the place where guido bros, and guidette hoe's reside in harmony. fist pumpin is a common activity during passing periods. in weights class you learn that 8-4=3 and that if you curl and bench everyday you'll be the best football player on this earth. there is an eternal competition of moustaches between the weights teacher and the principal.

i wake up every morning, get my swell on, gell my hair, and prepare for fist pumpin at fountain hills high school

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fountain inn high school

a ghetto school located in fountain inn, SC. dookie left in nem toilets, used pads stuck on walls and niggas who beat up girls in gym class

fountain inn high school is ghetto asl

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Four Fountain Salute

When a woman expunges the bodily fluids from intercourse from her four main crevices (mouth, belly-buttons, vagina, and anus) at once by blowing, tensing the lower pelvic muscles, and bending over forward all at once.

Wei Tiyu: Alright, fire the Four Fountain Salute!
Hi Sishi Bichseh: Ahhh!
Wei Tiyu: Arg, you didn't have to get it all over the ceiling too!

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Irish Hershey Fountain

When you pour Jamesons Irish whiskey down a girl's butt-crack and tongue her asshole whilst consuming the drippings.

"I just partook in a lovely Irish Hershey Fountain this fine eve. Now I must brush my teeth."

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