Vote from the rooftops

Euphemism for an armed revolution if one's (generally political) desires are not fulfilled.

If Barack Obama wins the election, I will vote from the rooftops.

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Fred from Youtube

The Absolute most annoying person on youtube. He constantly chipmunkshis voice to make him "funny" while in reality, he is the next generation of alarm clocks :p

Sam: Hey joe, Fred from Youtube is sooo annoying and overrated, don't you think?

Joe: Hey, this is Fred!

Sam: omg... Shut up! fred is just an annoying character. people say he's funny just because the chipmunking of sony vegas has covered the gayness of his real voice. I can believe he makes money off of annoying the hell out of adults and teens around the world on youtube!

Joe: but he's funny

Sam:>_>

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from autumn to ashes

from autumn to ashes is awesome.

fata rocks

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Seconds From Disaster

An average to decent band from San Diego, CA with obvious influences from Impending Doom and Sleeping Giant (and stolen riffs from For The Fallen Dreams), this band attracts local hardcore/scene kids that have horrible to average taste in music. Most of the fans are members from other local bands with the same amount of talent (little to none). The general sound of this band is low tuned guitars and muddy distortion with every song sounding the same.

The current members of the band are:
Jeremy - vocals (Has a huge ass)
Eddie - 'lead' guitar (Smells like tacos)
Evan - bass (Definitely jewish and awkwardly creepy)
Ian - guitar (Definitely hates the band and didn't write this what-so-ever)
Tony - drums (Better than the last drummer that we wont name)

Ex members:
Max - drums

-"What up, did you see that hella' buttery legit ass mutha fuckin show Seconds From Disaster played last night?"

-"Naw bro, I was raging with the homies but it's whatever though because they'll just play some shitty house show next weekend anyways"

-"Naw dude it's all about house shows!"

-"For sure."

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shoot from the hip

1.To make a decision or execute an action in the spur of the moment.
2.A quick reaction

"woah, joe had to shoot from the hip when that teacher woke him up and asked him a question"

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blast from the ass

A monstrous fart

Jimmie let a blast from the ass.

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Telegram From Brownsville

Noun: An offensive use of ass gas, not unlike thedutch oven, where one person loudly and rankly farts in the face of another.

"Did you get it yet?"
"Get what?"
*PrrrrrrrrbbbPHT!*
"That Telegram From Brownsville!"

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