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frosty john

The act of a man masturbating himself to climax in a urinal in a club, usually because his date has ditched him and it is slim pickings for sloppy seconds.

'So she hooked up with somebody else then? What did you do?
'Well everyone else out looked like Russian female weightlifters so I just has a frosty john in the toilets.'
'At least you got a happy ending then bro.'

by little manboy August 14, 2015

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hot frosty

a really good-lookin' corpse that makes you seriously consider necrophilia.

"Edward Cullen is a total hot frosty. I'd like to do a little sucking myself."

by Dichead January 20, 2009

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frosty log

its when u blow your load in the girls ass, or guy if thats what floats your boat, and when they shit, it comes out glazed and frosty

"there is a frosty log in the toilet mom!"

by larsie May 29, 2006

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Frosty Snowman

The act of sticking a penis in ice and/or snow. Then once cold you begin intercourse with a woman, or, in a homosexual's case: a man.

Frosty the Snowman gave his wife Mrs. Snowman a Frosty Snowman.

by QuailFeather January 11, 2009

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Frosty Wingman

The act of banging your friends girlfriend on the top of a bunkbed, only to have semen drip down on your sleeping friend below. Its mean and cold heart-hearted hence "Frosty Wingman"

"After everyone passed out at the party I totally pulled a frosty wingman on shelly last night. Nick didnt seem to notice till his face got warm.

by 63D July 13, 2011

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you frosty?

"you frosty?" Uses the same meaning as the statement "stay frosty", meaning stay cool or calm. So "you frosty?" Is asking if the other individual is cool, calm, or in a good state of mind.

Person 1: How are you? You frosty?
Person 2: Yeeah, I'm great.

by XcherrydorkX September 18, 2013

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jack frosty

A "jack frosty" is a unique dildo. The dildo is made by the male urinating in a condom, preferably a magnum condom, then the condom is placed in the freezer until the urine freezes. The female then uses the frozen urine filled condom as a dildo.

Caleb: Yo man, how was that girl you took home last night?
Aidan: Yeah, it was great, but she wanted me to do a jack frosty.
Caleb: Oh, thats fucked up.

by Weed B Gon May 15, 2016

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