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"A penis that is so small, it resembles a button on a fur coat amongst the pubic hair."
"His penis was so small that it resembled a button on a fur coat."
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A week to celebrate fur trouts.
Make troutsona's.
Goes from July 26th to August 1st.
Hey Jimmy! Did ya go fishin' today?
Nah bro. I made a troutsona to celebrate fur trout week!
YOOOO SICK MAN!
A rare, nearly extinct breed, the Furbearing Trout is from the Artikdannder genus of fish and is found in the arctic lakes north of the 72nd parallel. Its diet consists primarily of ice-worms and fod. Sometimes confused with the more common Alpino-Pelted Trout.
That's cooler than a Fur-bearing Trout!
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noun. Placement of a hairy nutsack beneath the nose and above the upper lip of a person administering oral gratification to a male.
My upperlip would be freezing if it weren't for this fur nut mustache.
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I slipped it in and man but if that thing didn't have fucking teeth--bit it clean off!
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When a female ejaculates on your pubic hair and waits for it to solidify then begins to chew causing a siemen filled hair ball.
While I was kissing her she coughed up a crystal fur ball.
A Canadian sex act where a male uses a wax pad to “skin” the pubes of a hairy female and uses it as a hat for role play or pleasure
Wow eh that mounty and I just did an Alberta fur trapper eh