A large stone naturally shaped like a penis
Damn that’s a large glizzy, I’d like to sit on it with my butt
Literally the funniest, goofiest, quirkiest, most silly mf to have walked planet earth. They fuck with Roblox and shit. Also have the hottest girlfriend in the galaxy of all the universe.
"Ayo!? Is that Glizzy? I love that guy!!"
"Yea, I didn't know you were chill like that my g."
*DAP UP*
The way I use it is like a way to say penis/dick in front of your teacher. But if they catch on you can say it means hot dog.
1. something that you may find on your search for Agatha by the swamp in your neighborhood. They are brown and fuzzy and you may be tempted to chow down on them but you have to resist it or you will have a mouth full of wild Glizzy juice.
2. They can be wild or not wild but usually you get excited when you see both kinds
3. They are both Gordon Ramsay approved and taste really good and are very healthy for your orga(sm)ns.
4. A human body part in which it’s natural habit is near the ball area (not the soccer kind of ball)
1. (For meaning 1) “oh look over yonder there’s some wild glizzies by that pond”
2. (For meaning 2) “YAY there’s a Glizzy”
3. (For meaning 3) “I love glizzies”- Gordon Ramsay
4. (For meaning 4) “you kicked me in the Glizzy you chumball”
A long stick that goes in a cupcake
Hey man, look at that stripper with the long glizzy,
Person 1: I heard you was talking shit, I’ve got the Glizzy on deck.
Person 2: I have 2 Glizzy’s come fuck with me.
Taking a shit in the woods/backcountry.
He took a glizzy behind an old stump after eating chili the night before.