I'm gonna wear you like a necklace

Phrase used my Mr.T. Implying he's going to kick your ass. This just sounds better and suits him since he's always wearing 500.000.000$ worth of jewelry around his neck every time you see him.

Mr.T to bad guy "I'm gonna wear you like a necklace, foo'"

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I'm gonna break your nico nico kneecaps

What a weeb or otaku says when he's going to lay you out on the floor and he means it.

If I catch you trying to steal one of my anime figurines again, I'm gonna break your nico nico kneecaps.

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Now Im gonna have to go online and look at turtles, or else Im gonna be off the whole day.

The phrase you say when you when an un-completeness of turtle watching.

Friend 1: Hey I saw a Turtle in the parking lot!

Friend 2: Where is it?!

Friend 1: Theres no Turtle I needed to get your attention.

Friend 2: Now Im gonna have to go online and look at turtles, or else Im gonna be off the whole day.

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hole where the sun ever ain't gonna shine

your behind or your ass.

in polite society, if someone tells you to f* off, don't debase yourself to their level and start insulting them back. simply tell them to take their middle finger and put their own hole where the sun ever ain't gonna shine.

I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye

When Eddie Brock destroys your reputation.

Photo by Eddie Brock
Person: ''I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye''.

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Gonna bang you like a screen door in a hurricane

I'm going to fuck you like crazy

I'm gonna bang you like a screen door in a hurricane!

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Oh fuucck! I'm gonna blow!!!

"Oh fuucck! I'm gonna blow!!!" is what a guy shouts just before he squirts his creamy load.

Oh fuucck! I'm gonna blow!!!

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