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To have your factual pronouncements fact-checked by someone who searches Google. Usually done in a group, bar or party setting, of a minor fact and has the impact of shutting down a conversation.
"I can't believe Cliff Google-checked Susan's statement that India has more people than China."
"No more arguing greatest bands, Brian was Google checked into the boards"
When someone gives out more information then what was asked for
Friend: where were you?
Guy: I was smashing a chick with the blue hair who had yellow tinted glasses
Friend: ok google
turning on your computer specifically to look up something on the internet but then, by the time computer has finished starting up & logging on, forgetting what it was you wanted to search for
similar to the experience of writer's block
I waited fully five minutes for the laptop to start up and then I had google block, what a waste of time
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When you enter two real words into google and come up with only one search result.
My monkey, cletus, he google whacks on a regular basis
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The Gods that live in the lines of the Internet.
They know it all.
I don't know, but I'll ask the Google Gods.
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The language tools provided on the google website for translating foreign languages. Has the innate ability to turn even the most coherent sentence into a pile of festering illiterate shit
Before GT
"You rescued me, but it appears that general grievous has escaped again"
After GT
"It stored it, but this one appears like this one, consequently which has it fuoriuscito the painful General per other hour"
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google guy: hey add me to your circles in google plus!
random guy: what is that?
google guy: nevermind,,,
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