What the fuck why are you looking up grape pussy
Friend:Dude I looked up grape porn the grapes had big grape pussy
Me:why the fuck did you look up gay grape porn
when you go grocery shopping with your crush and all you can do is look at each other
(looking at you) "we need grapes and avocados"
(looking back at me) "mhm"
(looking at you) "yeah, like, totally"
(looking back at me) "oh yeah, ahh, we'll get there eventually"
(looking at you) "woah, ha? Mmmh. Cool"
(looking back at me) "grapy grappolinos, huh, and avanti avo-voca-cado-do re mi fa so la ti doooo!"
(looking at you) "ahaha, yuppy. Like fruits. Thats sexy"
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The act of mashing ones testicles into a female vagina. It provides no sexual satisfaction, but it sure is fun!
Dylan: You hit that?
Jim: She's a little freaky. She just wanted grapes in the tuna, and that was it. I had to finish off when I got home.
An immature "elementary school"insult given to you by a perverse and unsupervised 7 year old at taco bell
7 year old: "you're a grape head!"
You: "what does that even mean?"
Like Teabagging but with an asshole riddled with Hemorrhoids.
The act of a man/woman draping their lovely grapes all over the victims face/mouth.
Sharlene: "Oi Barry, there's a deep red snail trail down me chin"
Barry: "Got ya with the plump ones again"
Sharlene: "You grape drape me again, and I'll fuckin' make them your new testes"
Cranky Grapes. Most Notably Used In Tennessee.
"We Are The Grapes Of Wrath, We'll Never Take A Bath!"