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The act of putting your hand in water for a long period of time with the intent of it becoming wrinkled. Then proceeding to masturbate to mimic the sensation of elderly hands.
My grandma just passed away so now I have to Granny Grip myself.
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A condition where on long deployments away from girlfriend, wife or booty call, a soldier will masturbate with a strong grip and furious motions. Side effects are lasting longer in bed upon returning because compared to infantry grip, any pussy feels loose.
Soldier- have you been banging a black guy while I've been gone?
Girl- no baby! Its just your infantry grip!
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The tuft of hair, often of an inverted triangle shape, that grows on the small of a man's back, usually just above the ass-crack.
Zach was laying on the couch all day being a lazy fool so Kara snatched him up by the man-grip and made him do some damn work.
"Get over here and give your mommy some or I'll hitch you up by your man grip!"
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A contemporary and more appropriate term for "love handles," which no one actually loves.
I love how people try to slap a nice coat of paint on things they don't like, and then try to pass them off as something other than they are.
"They're love handles, and there's just more of me to love."
No, they're more like failure grips, and the space alloted for you to occupy has been exceeded.
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When a girl gives a guy a handjob, and holds his dick wayy to tight
You get a handy last night man?" "Yeah dude" "Nice how was it?" "Pretty bad dude, she had iron grip on my dick
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When you are passing a big ass kidney stone and it gets stuck half way through, so you grab the base of your dick as hard as possible like a gogurt and pull up as hard and fast as humanly possible.
Bevin: Bro, for the last four hours I was in the bathroom passing a kidney stone.
Seth: Dude it could have been done in 30 seconds with the grip and Rip, only problem is your urethra fucking dies.
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