grundle muffin

A delicious mix of excavated nuts, mixed with grundle juice (see prior reference)and nether-yeast, baked overnight after a 5 hour tequila fu*k. Serve warm with coffee.

Honey, bring me some grundle muffin and some aspirin.

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Grundle King

Synonymous with Matt Beavis. Enemy of Little Ponies, and Ruler of the Pick-up Soccer Field.

Man, the Grundle King just scored again!

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grundle grease

the perspiration that comes from a penis.

using grundle grease, is sort of the inverse of the stink palm

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grundle runt

A gay midget

A: That midget is gay
B: that's a grundle runt

grundle runt

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Grundle baster

A delicate tool used in the therapy and treatment of numerous grundle ailments.

Jenkins, hand me the grundle baster and a clean napkin, we have some oily discharge with a slight chance of splatter painting.

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grundle brush

A goatee, mustache or any facial hair.

Dude, don't trim your grundle brush 'cause you know I don't like it all prickly!

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grundle shots

taking a shot of your choice from the grundle of some dude

I was out n Motown the other night, and the next thing I know my draws are off and I'm laying on the bar as people were doing grundle shots off me; I guess they didn't mind the stench from the hot yoga sash I just came from.

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