Talentless Hack

A synonym for illwillpress.

Illwillpress = Talentless Hack

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hack the Internet

A tongue-in-cheek phrase used by non-technical users to describe a way of getting more out of the Internet than typically allowed by the ubiquitous hobbling, trial periods, deliberate limitations and otherwise malevolent crippling of software for unwarranted or undeserved commercial gain.

"Last night we figured out a way to hack the Internet good when we used Skype and MSN together for free multi-party videoconferencing."

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Hack Stogie

When a person takes a very nice cigar, preferably 7" or more in length with a minimum ring diameter of 55, and lubricates the heel with vaginal fluid. Do not try to insert like a penis! Just roll the part where your mouth goes in pussy juice. This is obtained after bringing the female to orgasm either by hand or mouth. The pussy juice will provide a flavor for the entire smoke.

"Damn fella...it smells like fish over there. Is that a Hack Stogie?"

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hacking the system

1. Something one does when one is fed up with the corporate machine / the establishment/ the man raping the world.

One may Hack the System by:
1. Hitting random keys on the keyboard for an extended period of time
2.Typing in "hack the system" anywhere on a computer
3. Pretending to be doing something on the computer during a montage

Dude, I totally brought down the establishment when I was hacking the system last night.

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hack the gibson

to use xtreme 1337 tactics to exploit the system by any means necessary to fight the man and achieve ownage the primary goal or gibson.

originated from the 1995 movie HaCKeRz starring Angelina Jolie and Matthew Lilard and some other guy who basically never made anymore movies.

Yo we infiltrated security headquarters at the king of prussia mall and totally hacked the gibson. its like you know the gibson was the guards' headquarters and we like, surpassed that' we...hacked it we foughht the man and hacked the gibson. yEAH YEAH!!!!

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hack a bud

it basically means to smoke a weed, joint. etc

person 1: yo man wanna go hack a bud?
person 2: ya sure man, lets do it up

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Hack Jacking

Having a software or hardware vulnerability. Or having weak passwords.

My Computer was Hack Jacked !!!!! I am Hack Jacking a persons computer.

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