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Hammer Long is the name of a song by French Montana. No one really knows why the song is called that.
The term can also be used in situations when someone is tired or overworked. Commonly used as an expression.
"Hey man! How was work?"
"Dude it was crazy! I had to stay an extra hour and didn't get overtime pay! Fuckin ridiculous!"
"Wow.... Hammer Long......"
When a man's pubic hair is longer than his penis.
No chick wants to suck me off because of my harry hammer!
A person that is the best at something. The beast of beasts!
Have you even seen him draw? He's a hammer beast! His talent is incredible!
A form of Cock and Ball Torture where one is strapped naked outside during a thunderstorm and has a lightning rod inserted into the urethra. Should a bolt of lightning strike it, they achieve the power of Thor.
Simp 1: “bruh my girl is gonna give me The Hammer of Thor if it rains tonight.”
Simp 2: “don’t fucking talk to me dude.”
The hammer I kill bitches with. Any device or means to shut a bitch the fuck up! An over the top reply to the nagging bitch that is always present. An all purpose cock that always gets the job done.
"When Barrack finally grew tired of that dykes complaints over sexism he dropped the bitch hammer on her."
"Michele Bachman needs to be nailed with a bitch hammer"
"Every time that cunt opens her mouth I either reach for my cock or the bitch hammer to shut her up."
"No one could stand Amy's friend Rachel until Adam grudge fucked her with a bitch hammer.
A combination of shitfaced and hammered states of drunkeness. Usually followed by vomiting and waking up the next morning hating yourself.
Dude, after that third four loko last night you were shit-hammered!
So thats why i threw up this morning.
Deliberately and repeatedly hitting your lady in the eye with your member.
Yo dawg, my bitch was giving me shit everyday. Everyday. Until I gave her the warm hammer.