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Combined multi functional words that cover all and above of the typical slut (Male or Female).
That Mother Fucking Cock Sucking Handjobing Bitch slept with my lover!
A Frankenstein handjob is where u take jumper cables and attach them to the base of ur penis. U then prepare hedge cutters and place ur penis right where it cuts. When your about to climax u turn on the charge from the cables then chop of ur penis. After the chop u should be cumming out of the remaining stump of ur penis while the cut part flails around on the ground like a lizard tail. When ur done u sow ur penis back on and continue until satisfied.
Person 1: Man my penis is throbbing
Person 2: is it from the Frankenstein handjob?
Person 3: yeah my scissors were dull, also don’t go above 3000 volts, u can’t feel it after that
Recieving a handjob while you have Chlamydia
Brady: "How was last night with Leah?"
Alex: "It was great, but the flaming handjob she gave me hurt life a mfer."
Brady: "It's ashame I gave you chlamydia."
Alex: "Yeah."
OMG that girl has a handjob tattoo.
What’s that?
A tattoo on her wrist!
A person who is really good at making a black person bust a nut
JR’s girlfriend is a good handjober .
A handjob given by using icyhot or bengay as lube.
Laura grabbed the icyhot instead of lube when she went to wack me off, turning it into a spicy handjob.
When a normal handjob aint good enough so she spits in her hand and uses the saliva to lubricate the penis
“Tell em you can say spitty handjob with a straight face.”
“Nah its a hybrid handjob.”