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When you crap so hard and so fast, it feels like actual pieces of wood are coming out of your ass.
"I really need to cut down on the drinking. I swear to God I shit flying axe handles this morning."
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The act of getting your ass kicked by Jan
Yo, the bout's score was 5-1, she totally jan handled that girl!
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Being jerked off in a bar facing each other making eye contact near a fooseball table. Must start hard. Vicious jerk, all stem. No ball play. Being blue balled.
Meet me by the fooseball table for a very unsatisfying over the handle!
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A slim girls' pelvis, Which sticks out to provide to handy handles
I made good uses of my slim girlfriends' "daddy handles" last night whilst taking her from behind
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smokin' out with the homeboys.
Damn foo, lets handle business!
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Often called "oshes"
They are the handles found above car doors that are usually grasped when a passenger feels that the driver is driving irratically.
When he did 75 around that curve, she had a white knuckle grasp on the oh shit handle.
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A variation of the game "Edward 40 Hands" where participants use handles of vodka in place 40s the object of the game is to drink your 2 handles without succumbing to alcohol poisoning. in layman's terms the winner is the one who isn't dead at the end of the night.
Dude 1: Hey bro, Jimmy, Bob, and Tim played edward handle hands last night.
Dude 2: oh really? Who won?
Dude 1: Tim...Jimmy and Bob's funeral is going to be next week. which color polo should I wear to it?
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