Apache Attack Helicopter

The most well known sexual identity of them all, just more secretly so than male and female.

You see that one of there? They identify sexually as an Apache Attack Helicopter

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didn't hear the helicopter

when someone does not notice something that is blatantly obvious

Wow! John's been having an affair for three years and his wife didn't hear the helicopter?

Vincent was getting scammed but he didn't hear the helicopter.

rogue helicopter pilot

Any figment of a deranged mind. From the infamous city council meeting of Charlotte, NC where local David Thompson complains about a "rogue helicopter pilot on the loose" who hovered over his property and then bailed out. Thompson is also the inventor of the crazy-person term "the bundling". The video is widely available on the Net.

Don't listen to his conspiracy theories, that guy's not taking his meds. He's just seeing rogue helicopter pilots.

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Anal helicopter 4000

When a man places his penis inside another man and proceeds to spin in a helicopter like motion, working best with a curved penis as he can feel it everywhere

Things were getting boring in the bedroom so Bradley did the Anal helicopter 4000

Attack Helicopter Parent

An overbearing parent who treats all who interact with the child as if they will most certainly make a mistake and cause their child harm. As "helicopter parents" hover around the child to ensue the child is guided, the attack helicopter parent obsesses over any who come in contact with the child.

Tim's kid asked if I had candy so I gave him a stick of gum. So Tim starts raisin his voice about the kid's diet. Tim's one'a them attack helicopter parents.

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pile drive helicopter

Sex position where a woman would do a tripod hand stand (resting on her head and palms with her knees on her elbows) while the man is inserted while laying facedown with arms and legs splayed out. The man would then use the bed post or another solid object to spin himself with his arms and legs stuck out perpendicular to his body like the rotors of a helicopter. See also funky Donnie fritz

My main wiener man is hella good at the pile drive helicopter! It tickles my beaver just right!

attack helicopter gender

A gender that is the best.

I sexually identify as an attack helicopter gender.

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