Gutter Helmet

Gutter Helmet is the act of getting a blow job from a dirty girl.

Tony always sneak's around with Jennifer so nobody see's then, be he secretly hopes for a little gutter helmet.

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douche helmet

A total fucking dip shit, usually with the first name Evan. Synonymous with cock banger.

Evan is a fucking douche helmet....a cock banger...a banger of the pole.

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helmet chip

When a female give a male a blow job and and bites the tip , taking a chunk out of it causing a helmet chip

..Susan: " Hey Bob, have you ever had a helmet chip before?"
..Bob: " well no, what is a helmet chip?"
..Susan:" I'd have to demonstrate ...Follow me sir!"
..................*Susan goes down on Bob*....................
..Bob:" That is amazing!"
..Susan: " wait for it"
..Bob: " oh teeth"
......................*Susan bites the tip and takes a small chunk*...............
..Bob: "Ow!"
..Susan: "You sir now have a piece of your helmet missing, now you have a Helmet Chip!"

Diving helmet

The ancestor to both the gas mask and modern scuba diving gear.

I've never tried a diving helmet. But yes I've tried a gas mask.

dutch helmet

When two males are riding tandem on a motorcycle, with only a helmet on, the gentleman in the back is required to provide hands on protection for the package in the front.

Did you see the two guys pull a dutch helmet going down the road the other day??

helmet washed

A blow job/oral sex given to a man.

Hey did you and Nancy have intercourse?

No, But, I got my helmet washed!

Indie Helmet

Beanie with a crispy fold that sits above the ears. Preferably black with no logos. Must be indie kid for it to be an indie helmet or else it’s just a douche beanie.

Yo dawg sick indie helmet, oh your heads getting cold and you wanna hit the mosh pit? I can hold it for you in my tote bag with my new vinyl.