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Herp Derping

The act of ejaculating onto a plant, and then giving it to someone as a meal.

Man-"Last night I saw Jim herp on a plant, and later his wife was derping it!"

WomanA-"I love herp derping!"
WomanB-"Me too! It's so tasty!"

by CaptainYuri April 6, 2011

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Herp-a-derp

A skank.
Someone who gets around.
A girl with a very slutty background.
Herp-a-derp=girl with herpes or high possibility of having them!

Destiny is a herp-a-derp because she screwed everyone she dates.

Destiny is a herp-a-derp because she flirts with everyone and lets boys get a feel on without giving a crap.

Herp-a....derp!

by ArkansasHippie. January 23, 2011

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chocolate herpes

A condition comprised of squirting pustules in the anal region. Often associated with being plundered every night by a large black man.

Andrew's chocolate herpes are fun to laugh at, but they have a tremendous odor.

by eduhamel April 15, 2008

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Herpe grenade

an explosive device used to spread the herpes virus throughout a large radius. It sucks

Ex1 O shit, that herpe grenade nearly hit me.

Ex2 That herpe grenade really fucked me up good. My penis has been burning for months

by Bawb March 28, 2005

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Herp-Slurp

Oral sex with a person who has herpes. It cannot be spread through the mouth but still... you just licked some herpes.

I just went down on my girlfriend for the first time yesterday. Today she decided to tell me that she had vaginal herpes. I'd given her a herp-slurp just yesterday

by TheInventorOfTesticleBoner April 3, 2010

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Herpes Twins

When two people get herpes from the same person.

Dude, we both got herpes from Angela. Now we are herpes twins.

by Delusian January 30, 2012

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herps dragon

a chick with any kind of herpes

HERPS DRAGON!! RUN AWAY RUN AWAY!!

by angusyoungii June 4, 2010

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