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Sometimes when you take a crap at home, you realize one of two things; 1: there is no toilet paper to be found and no one to get it for you or 2: your crap was so disgusting that toilet paper will be no match for it at all. A "Hillbilly Bidet" is when you forsake the use of toilet paper altogether, get up off the toilet and proceed straight to the shower to clean yourself off.
Dude, I got such ridiculous food poisoning that I didn't even attempt to wipe...just went straight to the shower for a hillbilly bidet.
When you dont shit for a week then punch a girl mouth knock out her teeth. Then shit on her.
Last night I meat a girl at a bar. Took her home and treated her to a hillbilly dump truck.
When you dont shit for a week then punch a girl mouth knock out her teeth. Then shit on her.
Last night I meat a girl at a bar. Took her home and treated her to a hillbilly dump truck.
Hillbilly lipstick hot sauce
These ribs need more hillbilly lipstick!!
When you shove ice cubes in your sisters ass and have her fart on you to cool you down.
It was very hot in me and my sisters apartment. To cool down I would turn on the hillbilly air conditioner.
When u eat the pussy from the back and she grabs your beard from the front and pulls you in
I was five minutes into hillbilly buffet,when she squirted on my face
A country backwoods tramp, many times old, ragged and married, who carries on online with other women’s boyfriends who are much younger than her because she’s trying to feel young again with the inappropriate attention. Then, when confronted, blames the boyfriend for HER inequities.
Look at Ronnda. She’s such a Homewrecker Hillbilly cheating on her husband online.