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When you “wash” your bedsheets by just spraying them with air freshener.
“Oh the bed smells nice! Did you wash the sheets?”
“No I just did a hillbilly hand wash”
“What’s that?”
“I sprayed it with the air freshener”
The education received by southern children from their hillbilly parents in the form of "homeschooling"
Jon-Bob's got his degree from the University of Steve-O's Hillbilly Homeschool Education.
A small turd is layd on to a baking tray, roasted for 5 minuets then fed to the partner of the person who made the turd.
this prosess can be repeated over an over again until there in no turds left.
I layed a hillbilly muffin in your dads flange
(Verb)
To take a metal cloth hanger and fashion it into a hook, then proceeding to put it up there and shove the little fucker out.
"Hey Jane I thought you got pregnant?"
"Nope, I got a Hillbilly Abortion
When you drop your phone or IPod into a box while its playing music.
Hey Jimmy, Did you hear that?
Hear What?
Clayton is playing music on his Hillbilly Boom Box
When you shove ice cubes in your sisters ass and have her fart on you to cool you down.
It was very hot in me and my sisters apartment. To cool down I would turn on the hillbilly air conditioner.
When u eat the pussy from the back and she grabs your beard from the front and pulls you in
I was five minutes into hillbilly buffet,when she squirted on my face