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The scientific name for redneck.
You might be a Homo Hillbillis if your dog passes gas and YOU claim it.
Something prisoners will make to get high
Yo, how much hillbilly blend you got
Using a Ball jar packed with 1 pound of thinly-sliced bacon that’s been warmed on 40% power for 3-5 minutes, for masturbation.
There were no chicks at the bar last night so I just went home and hit the ol’ Hillbilly Fleshlight. BLT’s for lunch tomorrow!
When you dont shit for a week then punch a girl mouth knock out her teeth. Then shit on her.
Last night I meat a girl at a bar. Took her home and treated her to a hillbilly dump truck.
When you dont shit for a week then punch a girl mouth knock out her teeth. Then shit on her.
Last night I meat a girl at a bar. Took her home and treated her to a hillbilly dump truck.
Hillbilly lipstick hot sauce
These ribs need more hillbilly lipstick!!
Sometimes when you take a crap at home, you realize one of two things; 1: there is no toilet paper to be found and no one to get it for you or 2: your crap was so disgusting that toilet paper will be no match for it at all. A "Hillbilly Bidet" is when you forsake the use of toilet paper altogether, get up off the toilet and proceed straight to the shower to clean yourself off.
Dude, I got such ridiculous food poisoning that I didn't even attempt to wipe...just went straight to the shower for a hillbilly bidet.