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Often abbreviated Holigays, a holiday gay is one of those old lonely gay men who have no family or lives and end up spending their stat holidays lurking at a gay pub or club. They are less noticeable during party holidays such as Halloween and New Years as they tend to blend in with the crowd.
"Hey Drew, do you want to go to Woody's for a pint this afternoon?"
"That's a bad idea Chris, it's Family Day. It will be full of Holiday Gays! Those old men are sad and pathetic."
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that inevitable text that you have the urge to send to all your friends including people that you never talk to but you do it anyways because your in the holiday spirit
Happy Thanksgiving! Merry Christmas! and Happy New Year! are prime examples of a Holiday Text
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A person who receives a card during any holiday ( christmas, birthday, easter, etc. ) and doesn't read it, and only opens it for the money inside.
little johnny got mad when he received a birtday card from his great aunt Helen because when he opened it there was only ten dollars inside. there fore being a holiday golddigger
After Mark opened his christmas card and grabbed the $50 check inside, he immediately threw it in the garbage. therefore being a holiday golddigger
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Can't wait to the ghetto holiday comes around to get me a new car.
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To achieve the holiday cum parrot a lad masterbates and masterfully shoots his load onto his shoulder. He then must show all his mates his cum parrot while talking like a pirate.
Aaaarrrrgggghhhh Me hearties! Cum meet Polly...me holiday cum parrot
a person that constantly wants to be on holiday, and always finds opportunities to go on holiday, and when not on holiday the person may obsess or fantasize being on one
the person with the holiday obsession disorder may annoy or agitate a friend or partner by wanting to be on holiday most of the time.
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When two or more holidays or special occasions fall on the same day and Google must choose one to be included in their logo.
A prime example of this was February 14, 2010 when Valentines Day, the Chinese New Year and the Olympics were all happening on the same day.
Bob: Hey Sam, happy valentines day.
Sam: Apparently not, Google chose the Vancouver 2010 Olympics in todays Google Holiday War.
Bob: Saint Valentine would be pissed...
Sam: Not to mention the People's Republic of China.
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