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Riding the Hulk

Nursing the urge to go to the toilet

That one was close, I was really riding the hulk back there

by Bert-Ro December 24, 2021


Hulk's packed lunch

A badly beaten pussy

Man I hit that shit so hard, it looks like the hulk's packed lunch

by Skeet boy February 8, 2023


Hulk Stroke

"Hulk Stroke" is a sexual term referring to forceful and vigorous hand movements during manual stimulation, either on oneself or a partner. The intensity mimics the Hulk's raw, uncontrolled strength, where the stroking is so powerful that it risks causing discomfort, bruising, or injury if not tempered with care or communication. It’s often done with the idea of overwhelming stimulation but may cross into harmful territory without proper awareness of limits.

“Last night was wild— I got lost in the moment, and I unleashed my inner beast with some serious Hulk Strokes that left me breathless and bruised up"

- "Yo how are you so damaged."
- "I was hulk stroking"

by HomieIneedJesus October 2, 2024


Chode Hulk

A male of short stature who has lots of rage built up inside of him. He also has a short penis with lots of girth.

Look at how small David’s dick is, he’s such a chode hulk.

by lildicknick68 December 24, 2020


Hulk-hands

A plus sized female with an extremely broad chest, Flintstone feet, watermelon-sized-massively unattractive, saggy breasts, thinning-badly box-jobbed, brass colored hair that has had the same style since the early 2000’s, who has humongous sausage fingers on her obscenely LARGE man-hands.

-Usually married to a racist, conspiracy nut, girly boy, who lets his wife beat him with her bare Hulk-hands or with weapons such as candlesticks or unopened Coke cans.

-Enjoys snacking on already eaten pizza crusts that have been thrown away in the garbage bin for at least 4 to 6 hours.

-Is extremely keen on worming their way into every aspect of one’s life… ie “a SWF”

Definition made popular by Marvel Comics Plastic Toy “hands” of the same name. Circa 2002.

Beth and Dawn were LITERALLY dying when they saw that Johnny’s gift was a pair of HULK-HANDS!!! This was hysterical because of Erin’s Hulk-Hands!!!

by HypodermicDawny June 7, 2022


Hulk bash!

An exclamation that feels so good to say when you're in a bad mood. From "The Incredible Hulk"

Hulk bash! Get out of my way, puny human!

by pentozali November 5, 2008


Hulking Susan

An extremely large version of Karen.

There goes Karen and her extra-large sister, Hulking Susan.

by Fa11 December 27, 2022