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Pathetic poor excuse for a husband

Johnny Kerrigan

Johnny kerrigan was a pathetic poor excuse for a husband

by Byebyeloserzjkkgdscnji August 22, 2022


Jackie's husband

A true Godly man. Able to tolerate huge amounts of self righteous non stop pyscho babble. Odd because shes a roller skating waitress at a drive up burger joint

Man, Jackie's husband is going to get half and the kids she keeps it up. He so deserves it. He's an amazing father. He deserves better treatment. I admire his patience

by Jumpingchaos March 8, 2024


Damn Husband

A husband that pisses off all your friends and your parents like him because of his job

That damn husband is just the worst, we all hate him.

by Are Kelli September 2, 2022


Shigaraki’s husband

Shigaraki’s husband or more commonly known as Eli. They are happily married and both use neopronouns!

This is Eli shigaraki’s husband! “

by Property of Shigaraki December 13, 2021


husband hangover

Husbandhangiver-The exhaustion wife gets after she chooses to work too hard over the weekend with her husband by over doing and not giving herself enough self care and sleep.

it is critical the wife doesn’t over do and implement self care and proper sleep to avoid a husband hangover. Julie had a husband hangover the morning after she chose to stay up too late watching Netflix before her early morning work day

by acapellawoman February 23, 2024


Husband Hole

A mans asshole that is able to accommodate a large penis on a regular basis while still maintaining tightness.

I went on a few dates with this guy and he has such a husband hole. He took it no problem and it didn't feel used at all.

by queuethequeue December 26, 2023


Wingman Husband

The male half of a couple engaged in the hotwife kink that helps his partner hook up with men she finds attractive. He may break the ice, build her up in conversation, and help her with logistics. A wingman husband will approach this as a partnership for her to get what she desires, though the hotwife kink often does not involve the husband playing as a threesome. (That's it's own thing. See swinger and threesome.)

This term arose to differentiate from a "cuckhold", who is the male half of a hotwife couple that plays in the context of submission or a humiliation fetish.

A wife acting in the same role as a wingman husband is called a "wing woman".

Wife: "Oh, he looks hot. Do you feel like being my wingman husband tonight?"
Husband: "Hang tight, baby. I'll see if he's alone and wants to come over for a drink."

by Slaymeister July 27, 2022