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Well due to the fact Iphone's do "everything" (yes, look at the first description of iphone on Urban Dictionary). I was led to not believe this, but I had to take my afternoon shit, and I forgot to bring my iphone with me. So I got back to my room and my brother was fucking the shit out of this girl. I'm like, "Woa what are you doing". When he saw me the girl instantaniously transformed back into my iphone.
So an Iphone Fucker is one who fucks an Iphone ,whether it be a hot girl that the iphone transformed into, or just plain fucking an iphone cause you're bored.
Georgie: Hey Joe last night I fucked this real sexy girl in your bedroom!
Joe: Well that explain this salty white spot on my Iphone.... Fuck You Gerogie!
Gerogie: ..... Awe C'mon Joe I was just Iphone Fucking your Iphone
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If you have a Purple iPhone you are most likely not straight. You are probably apart of the LGBTQ+ community.
“Omg have you seen Janice? She has a purple iPhone” -Jim
“Omg she’s definitely a bisexual” -Tom
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epic auto-correct fail on iphone when trying to type Haha.
random word picked by iphones auto correct feature.
aka: Habsburg
Brenda: Dude this IM is showing you on and off then on and offline again...I think it's tripping.
Richard: Habsburg
Brenda: Habsburg? WTH?
Richard: Hahahahahaha sorry stupid autocomplete.
Brenda: I think you have iphone tourettes...HABSBURG!
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Someone that talks shit on Iphones because they can't afford one.
They think there cool when they talk shit but inside they cry because they afford one. As soon as there done talking they want to see it and play with it but realize they can't because they are iphone noobs. Since they cant afford the iPhone they buy the iPod touch and try to pass it for an iPhone to people that don't know the difference.
mike- check out my new iPhone.
Guy- that things gay!
mike- your just one of those iphone haters that can't afford one.
guy- yeah whatever, let me see it
dam I can't seem to work it
mike- you must be one of those iPhone noobs
guy-I got an iPod touch! It looks like an iphone
mike- but Its not, maybe one day u can afford one
MSG brought to u by my iphone
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It becomes obvious that one is creeping on an iPhone on Facebook when each of their comments/wall posts/statuses starts with a capital letter - as opposed to a computer where a capital letter where not be used.
tommy: 'love factory' is much nicer than 'brothel'
heckler: Haha yeah
tommy: you're creeping on an iPhone aren't you? hells iPhone-obvious pal.
heckler: No.... Err how'd you know?
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"hey the iphone 6 is out! whats new about it"
"pretty much nothing"
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