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panzer selbstfahrlafette i für 7,62-cm-pak 36(r) auf fahrgestell panzerkampfwagen ii ausf. d1 und d2

This is a religion where they traditionally drive military Panzers and they worship a god named Sebor The Destroyer.

“What religion are you?”
“panzer selbstfahrlafette i für 7,62-cm-pak 36(r) auf fahrgestell panzerkampfwagen ii ausf. d1 und d2”

by I Am Mr. Yeet December 3, 2020


Final Fantasy II

Actually not that bad of a game.

Guy 1: Final Fantasy II is bad because it has an unbalanced and quirky level system

Guy 2: then play the GBA port. Lol

by Gingerbreadbedhead March 10, 2022


Davis Moment II

WATER

FAIRY/GEMINI/EFFECT NI-EN001
If Davis Moment is destroyed by battle or card effect, special summon this card in face up attack position.

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ATK/0007 DEF/1800

69420666 1st Edition ©2001 Joe Mama

That sure was a Davis Moment II

by The Grimbo Master August 31, 2023


bow ii

the most annoying creature in FUCKING EXISTENCE LIKE STFU GURL- WE DONT WANT THE CHAIR AAAAAAA

bow ii is an annoying creature.

by bow ii February 25, 2024


Synchronicity II

Another suburban family morning
Grandmother screaming at the wall
We have to shout above the din of our rice crispies
We can't hear anything at all

Mother chants her litany of boredom and frustration
But we know all her suicides are fake
Daddy only stares into the distance
There's only so much more that he can take
Many miles away something crawls from the slime
At the bottom of a dark Scottish lake

Another industrial ugly morning
The factory belches filth into the sky
He walks unhindered through the picket lines today,
He doesn't think to wonder why

The secretaries pout and preen like cheap tarts in a red light street,
But all he ever thinks to do is watch,
And every single meeting with his so-called superior
Is a humiliating kick in the crotch
Many miles away something crawls to the surface
Of a dark Scottish loch

Another working day has ended
Only the rush hour hell to face
Packed like lemmings into shiny metal boxes
Contestants in a suicidal race

Daddy grips the wheel and stares alone into the distance
He knows that something somewhere has to break
He sees the family home now, looming in his headlights
The pain upstairs that makes his eyeballs ache
Many miles away there's a shadow on the door
Of a cottage on the shore
Of a dark Scottish lake

Many miles away
Many miles away
Many miles away
Many miles away
Many miles away
Many miles away

Synchronicity II

by Death Menace December 21, 2022


Michael Vernon Kelly II

Sissy-lala-Pansyfist Cowardice Bitch. Someone who is afraid to fight someone of equal strength, or stronger.m
(i.e., a man who only fights women, children, or the physically disabled/handicapped.) Someone who thinks it's okay to put others down and over talk someone, the second the other person says anything offensively true about them they throw whatever it's near them trying to hit that person, or if close enough use their fist to hit them. Will duck when the other person fights back and position himself like a scared bitch who can't take a punch. Constantly talks about themselves and how "GREAT & TOUGH THEY ARE" yet let's other people get over on them and will Facebook message them with tough words and never back it up once in public. A junkie who blames their addiction on everyone else, can work but refuses to. Makes their women pay for everything and will threaten them over $10. Expects their women to do everything they asks even after they beat on them. Wears rings on their fingers so it's an advantage in a fight, and has a knife around their neck for extra protection. A man who "loves their kids" but never makes time for them because he spends all day nodding out, refusing to go to bed and rest so they will stand up until they collapse on the ground.

"Man, why the hell you acting like a Michael Vernon Kelly II?!"

"Don't pull a Michael Vernon Kelly II, you're better than that!"

by GIMMEBOOTYRUBZ January 10, 2025


Kenneth Scott Walker II

Kenneth Scott Walker II is the most amazing guy you will ever meet. He is tall, extremely handsome, smart, caring, and spoils whoever his girl is at the time. Once you have been blessed with his presence you will never want him to leave. He is a once in a lifetime man. He will try to please you no matter how ridiculous the request is. He treats every girl he has like a princess. No matter what you throw at him, he will always be there for you when you need him. Once you have him, NEVER lose him.

Guys, I finally got myself a Kenneth Scott Walker II in my life and I couldn't be any happier!

by heatherjoo December 29, 2016