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Being too fucked up to remember popular zoolander quotes
D - What was that pose called?? The morning rose?
C - It was blue steel u dick!
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A fake girlfriend/boyfriend someone gets after a big break up, the fake girlfriend/boyfriend is usually used for selfish reasons like sex. the fake girlfriend/boyfriend is discarded as soon as the person finds someone they actually like
Nano: Ed heard you got a new girlfriend, so you got rid of the morning period.
Ed: yup
Carl: hey guys so i got rid of the morning period
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that glorious first piss of the morning.
Edvard likes to start his out his day with a nice steaming mug of his own morning water.
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In reference to *Top meaning ; A common response to the visual reception to the posted morning selfie.
Jack woke up early that tuesday morn. As usual, he logged into The Facebook. The first post was by Jessica; she posted a morning selfie. As he waited for the picture to load, Jack noticed the morning wood in his shorts growing with every line on the picture (damn dial-up). In response to the newly loaded picture, Jack gave himself a Morning Selfie.
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That confusing time of day right after you wake up, usually after more than 14 hours of sleeping, where your dreams mix with reality. It' a magical time where you can wake up with Megan Fox next to you, all of your furniture is made of candy, and you have six pack abs But, it is followed by disappointment when you realize that it is not real, and it all fades away.
During Morning Twilight:
You: Dude...my pillow...is like, a giant marshmallow.
Megan Fox:You should eat it.
You: Yeah... Yeah, I will!
Megan Fox: *snicker*
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coffee in the morning means you just had a sex hook-up the night before and the person you banged stayed the night
Daniel, "Hey you wanna come over tonight and chill?"
Ilana, "Only if coffee in the morning comes with it."
*Ilana wants to have sex with Daniel and stay the night*
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Female equivalent of a morning wood where a woman is in a state of arousal fresh from waking in the morning.
I was woken in the morning by my horney girlfriend with her morning wide.
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