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With connection to the dutch oven, the German oven has a similar principle, yet the main diference is the gas that is released into the 'oven'.
As history tell us the German oven will contain Zyklon B an will therefore kill the fellow occupant of the bed.
A brutal joke with dark consequences, but it is German after all.
Adolf: Come into ze bed my pretty *releases German Oven*
Anne: Okay, mein Fürher
*Anne gets in bed and begins to choke and slowly suffocates while Adolf watches on in admiration*
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A large heavy pot used for slow cooking.
The dog's head was too large to fit in the sauce pan, but I had a Dutch oven stored at the back of the cupboard and it sufficied.
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Also known as Stick-it. Royal Artillery game played on return to camp, after being out eating compo/mre for months. The pads/married folk would go back to there wives and wait, brewing up for the 2nd nights bedtime hour. Wife comes to bed, release then the warm air weasel of doom. Moving the wifes head into under cover position. Then
dutch oven::Let's see how long you can Stick-it, baby !!
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A derogatory word that describes a goup of individuals who practice judaism. Also known as a Jew.
C'mon you big nosed penny pinchin oven puppet, let me borrow a dollar.
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when 2 people are sleeping togeather and as soon as your segnificent outher dozes off you put the blanket over his/hers head and fart to wake them up so the stink lingers as long as possible
on my honneymoon i gave amber a swedish oven
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Waiting until the shower is nice and steamy, and then letting one rip. The smell combines with the steam to make a smelly gas.
Before my girlfriend got into the shower I made it a Jamaican oven.
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To receive a Dutch Oven is when a hooker from Amsterdam poops in your mouth after they had a bowl of chipotle with chicken and beans.
The hookie finally ate chipotle and pulled a dutch oven on me last night. The best night I've ever had!
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