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Racepiracy Theory

When the only answer as to why something bad is happening, or has happened, to a minority group is that the evil white men control everything.

Marvin was out there telling everyone his Racepiracy Theory again. Those secret evil white guy overlords must be some real bad dudes.

by Corporal America June 18, 2020


contiguity theory

A metastate in which every surface including discrete surfaces that is contiguous (continuous) is also mathematically closed (conformal).

Stipulates a bijective (co-imperative contingent (cotingent)) relationship between contiguity and conformalism.

Ie. Bijectivity stipulates conformalism as well as the converse.

Contiguity theory propounds a conversal (bidirectional in position (space)) stipulatory relationship between bijectivity and conformalism.

That is to say: bijectivity stipulates conformalism and conformalism stipulates bijectivity.

by sandraxine November 26, 2018


kleinian theory

to appear cool and mysterious when you're really just shy and socially awkward

this is not meant as an insult!

"omg anna is so cool!"
"well actually she's just socially awkward, she totally fits the kleinian theory"

by raeuberstochter April 29, 2022


Code Theory

A discount code for literally anything you could ever think of; from Groceries, Concert Tickets, Crack or even OnlyFans pages. This code works especially well in the Epic Games Store/ Fortnite Item Shop.

"Hey man, I've been feeling really shitty and I think I'm dying!"
"No worries dude! I'll take you to the Epic Games Store to use code theory and cure your lack of V-Bucks!"
"Wow thanks! I'm already feeling better."

by TheoryGod October 11, 2019


Stumaker theory

Named for professor Stumaker, it was loosely termed as a theory by students though it lacked the appropriate peer review to deem it as one. It is the idea that one can infer if a woman has ever had an orgasm based solely on how comfortably she talks about sex.

Katie talks so much about sex. I'm sure she must have had an orgasm if the Stumaker theory is correct.

by Joey LaGalo May 31, 2005


The Marmite Theory

The theory that if a girl likes marmite, she swallow after giving a blow job, and if she doesn't like marmite she'll spit.

'So I was getting head from Mary last night, but she doesn't like marmite so the end was a real buzz kill. Damn the marmite theory!'

by Joeh! January 3, 2013


Jerk Theory

The theory that a girl is more likely to become attracted to a guy who is a complete tool and treats her with little to none respect over a nice guy.

I bought her some flowers but when she answered the door there was some jerk there too. He just handed me a book on the Jerk Theory.

by Thatone random guy May 5, 2014