in love w samti3r !
person 1: hey i think i like instagram user povified!
person 2: instagram user povified is absolutely in love w instagram user samti3r, you dont have a chance!
instagram with freaks; instagram after dark; purposefully provocative on social media
freaky instagram user @carringtonusa
delirixus.aep
delixirus.aep is the god of instagram edits
n. A global phenomenon of people thinking they're seeing the love of their life while scrolling on instagram even though they've never spoken or interacted with them.
That bitch is not the love of your life, you have Instagram lust.
When you feel the need to forward a just received joke, picture or video to your friends (not to the sender, of course). To be unable to keep the received medium just for you.
Common similar activities called Obsessive Compulsive Disorders or OCDs include hand washing, counting of things, and checking to see if a door is locked.
This Christmas joke card is so great. It fits perfectly to John: Sent!
Oh dear, you suffer from CID, that social media disorder. The full technical term is Obsessive-Compulsive Instagram Disorder (OCID). Or just CID.
Oh, you are a wise guy.
A person who makes dancing videos; like dubsmash or/and tik tok and put it on instagram. There are a lot of well known and famous instagram dancers
Hey did you see that one famous instagram dancer at the mall ?.
Someone who overuses crying and skull emojis, and also overuses the word "Bro" and other words. You will find these people in the average instagram comment section. (Ong, Blud, Lil bro etc.) People who don't use these emojis and words this much are not affected. This definition is for people who can't speak a millisecond without these words.
Person 1: Hey man, what's up how's your day?
Person 2: ong bro thought he did something ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ’€
Person 1: What?
Person 2: Nah Lil bro. go over there and put the fries in the bag.
Person 1: You are a 24/7 instagram comment addict.