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An Internet Badass is similar to the Internet Gangsta.
They are someone who uses the internet so they can appear tough, they are often seen getting in pointless Nerd Wars, they tend to threaten somebody with physical violence, saying things like "I'll kick your ass!" When in reality, they are the kid in your class that sits at their desk quietly and reads Naruto comics.
The sad thing is, this is the only life for some people, they can't pull it off in reality, so they think they can get some "Internet Respect" by cussing at people on Myspace, Youtube comments, or a forum, they think by doing this, people think of them as a Badass.
internet badass: ur just lucky i can't get to you!
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Everyone's favorite type of atheist . You know the ones who use sites such as YouTube , Twitter , Facebook , UD . etc to call Christians retarded for believing in a " delusion " /"imaginary friend " and blame ALL of the worlds problems on god . I've seen some nice atheists too on these sites but that's VERY rare . And the sad part is some atheists will always be on videos debating religion . Hell , the video can be called" rattlesnake bites" and someone will say " This dude died cause of a rattlesnake there IS no god. " . and that leads to NUMEROUS comments debating religion. SMH! I don't hate atheist people. I just hate it when they shove their views down are throats. (I know some Christians do this to so don't whine and thumbs down this definition.)
To all Internet Atheists :Don't worry about what religion we choose there are LARGER problems you should worry about instead of bashing god on youtube and saying the bible promotes tyranny/hatred yet some of the atheists I've seen have nasty/haughty attitudes.
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Another name for a porn database. Do not show your mom/gf how to check your Internet history. Must be cleared after watching porn (trust me).
My gf looked at my Internet history long story short were not dating any more.
When the kiddos and squeakers are out of school for the summer and the quality of the internet plummets for three months.
Suddenly everyone on Discord is talking about Fortnite. I hate summer internet.
A condition causing most overwieght 12 year olds to cuss and swear uncontrollably over the internet because someone powned them in a game or made fun of their mom. Most of the time the 12 year olds with this condition make absolutely no sense, write in ALL CAPS, and use alot of exclamation points!!!
Internet Tourettes Kid before getting attacked(PLUTO): OMG i am awesome i have a huge army of pikeman
Internet Tourettes Kid after getting attacked(PLUTO): YOU MOTHERFUCK SHIT MAN WHORE COCK I HATE J00!!!!!!!!!!
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When a person disconnects due to Internet issues.
Gamer #1: *Disconnects*
Gamer #2: Bröther what happened?
Gamer #1: Internet Disco
Gamer #2: lmao fix your Internet
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Used to describe a poor internet connection, usually among players of competitive online games.
Person 1: I lost because of that guy's McDonalds internet, it was so laggy
Person 2: No johns
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