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taylor swift, emma watson, amy schumer, jennifer lawrence, miley cyrus, tina fey, amy pohler,
person 1: i looove taylor swift she makes such good musi-
person 2: u know she's a white feminist right?
person 1: what does that mean?
person 2: white feminism is centered around white woman and their daily "struggles," which alienates woman of color, non-straight women, trans woman, etc. you can be white and be an intersectional feminist, which is the only acceptable feminism. feminism is supposed to be all-inclusive. intersectional feminism or bullshit.
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The misunderstood girl from Stephen King's famous novel "Carrie." She was a girl who was a bit emo; she was always sad or angry, and she kept to herself most of the time. Everyone picked on her, and her mother, Margaret was a holy freak.
But what they didn't know was that Carrie possessed an extraordinary power: telekinesis, which is the supposed ability to move or cause changes in objects simply by force of the mind. And so it came to a head at Prom Night, when the dirtiest trick ever was pulled on her.
She and her date, Tommy Ross, ended up being Prom King and Queen. When they went up to the stage, Carrie's archenemy, Christine Hargenson, dumped a bucket of blood on them. The party came to a screeching halt, as she believed everyone was laughing at her, until finally, she grew so angry, that she unleashed the fury of her powers upon the school. After which she unleashed them on the entire town and proceeded to kill her mother. But her mother fatally stabbed her, but afterwards Carrie killed her, and lived surprisingly long after being wounded, but eventually bled to death.
Carrie White is burning for her sins.
Jesus never fails.
-Carrie (the novel)
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Australian. White Ants is a term for termites, who eat out th foundations of your home. A mate who undermines your chances of scoring with a chick, or achieving something else is said to be white-anting you.
'I was in with that chick until that fucking cock-blocker white-anted me.
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A 'white girl' is usually defined as a Caucasian teenage girl who is observed with the following traits: has an unhealthy obsession with Starbucks, desperately hits up her friends for likes on Instagram, overuses emojis, has a put-on ghetto dialect, takes a million selfies then deletes 99% of them, and enjoys crushing on a new boy every week. There are many more traits, but to list them would be redundant.
Be careful, as they evolve constantly. One week they might love Nutella, while the next they'll disown it.
Girl 1: "Did you hear that Lily went to Starbucks an hour ago?"
Girl 2: "What, right after practice? She just went this morning and ordered a venti!"
Girl 1: "We may need to stage an intervention."
(They sigh and sip at their frappachuinos. Hint: they are white girls.)
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White people are lighter than black people.
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Fucking Champion. Proof that the second your girlfriend breaks up with you for another guy life can be happier. by doing the following with rid of her in your life: lose 30 plus pounds, get a high paying job, get nothing lower than a B in college.
All in all, proof that girlfriends as good looking as they are and willing to give up sex whenever can stress you out. When they fly the coop for someone else, don't look back and move forward. Never skip a beat.
He was on the news for his extreme weight loss. Hero to men everywhere alike, especially those who got dumped by their girlfriend for another guy (typical female) looking for a strategy just to survive.
example 1:
mike: yo did you see that clown leadbeater is dating?
julio: yeah too bad that happened, because while she's working at best buy...hes got a job that pays double that. I don't know how he did it. Oh yeah....without her.
example 2:
Steve: man, my girlfriend that i've been going out with for 3 years dumped me...now i have no one
dan: oh, thats fine! just pull an eddie white and see how happy you are when you're SINGLE and meeting all different kind of girls!
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