transpositionary sciences

The science of transpositional proof that everything Ross Pinney says is true.

Ross - "McDonut is a douche."
Idiot - "How? I don't believe you."
Ross - "Transpositionary sciences my friend, transpositionary sciences."
Idiot - "Good Point."

In this short sketch, the part of Ross was portrayed by Ross Pinney and the part of idiot was graciously performed by Josh Meeks

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Mockery of Science

1. a kick-ass alternative band formed in the Chicago Suburbs, in 2005 (consists of six girls)

1. Damn...Mockery of Science has got to go mainstream! Their music is dope as hell!

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Audio Science

The stupidest celebrity name ever

i don't like my kid so i named him Audio Science

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Computer science

A bullshit field of study which will cancel any plans you have made (or will make) in order to sit there and go over error messages over and over again. And when you finally do manage to get your code to compile, you're already half-dead from lack of sleep, your face is oily asf from all that caffeine and sweets that you've been eating because lack of sleep is giving you pregnancy cravings, and your back hurts like a mf from sitting on your ass all day and night. Getting your code to compile is only half the battle. You also have to make sure your assignments get past your instructor's plagiarism check which is stupid because none of the TA's actually go through and look at the code by hand; it's done with software. Don't major in CS folks. Do something that will reward you in life!

"I used to be a computer science major until I lost my gains, got acne after it was gone for years, and missed a lot of events that I coulda gone to, but didn't cuz I was reading over my code. And when I did go to those events, I still got points deducted even though I studied the material on my phone during the bus and rail rides. I'm in chemistry now. I couldn't be happier (and am also in the best shape of my life!)!"

"I quit CS. Best thing I've ever done."

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Science class

A fun class where you do a lot of fun labs and is a interesting class, where i browse urban dictionary. I don't know why everyone is shitting on it but it is good.

I typed this in science class

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Social science

Someone who has no balls to ask his crush when he knows she likes him back

"Dude stop being such a social science"

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science class

One of the best patrs of the school day...

I get A's in science class

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