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The absolute coolest car in existence, way cooler than any Bugatti Veyron or Chiron, Koenigsegg, Pagani, Lamborghini or Ferrari model. If you own one of these extremely rare cars, your life is complete.
The R34 in Fast and Furious isn't as powerful as this car.
An even faster version of the V-spec II especially tuned to master the Nurburgring, therefore the name.
If an R34 is illegal in the US, This certain model is beyond the name Illegal.
Non-car guy: - Oh look, It's a GT-R!!
Car guy: - It's a 1999 Nissan Skyline GT-R R34 V-spec II Nur
Non-car guy: - Well i'm just gonna keep calling it GT-R, lmao
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This is a religion where they traditionally drive military Panzers and they worship a god named Sebor The Destroyer.
“What religion are you?”
“panzer selbstfahrlafette i für 7,62-cm-pak 36(r) auf fahrgestell panzerkampfwagen ii ausf. d1 und d2”
A small sexy fucking nigger camera of a fucking sexy one. Flipup camera is fucking nigga sexy.
Canon: Build
Canon G7X Mart II: gets fucked so hard its number 1 camera
A defence in ScrapTD which is the strongest defence in-game, which can handle Chrome but not Thor if you don't use Defence Boost. It is the best defence in all of ScrapTD.
"Gatling Gun II with that Defence Boost shreds Thor barrels with ease and it makes me unkillable and invincible!"
WATER
FAIRY/GEMINI/EFFECT NI-EN001
If Davis Moment is destroyed by battle or card effect, special summon this card in face up attack position.
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ATK/0007 DEF/1800
69420666 1st Edition ©2001 Joe Mama
That sure was a Davis Moment II
a male person related to Rasputin except he is much more of a chick magnet than his relative which is why he gets booty so much.
horny dude #1: did you know that Wangmeister II got booty last night?
horny dude #2: ofc i know that it was my booty
horny dude #3 ay man yall talking bout wang? he gets so much booty geez
Yep.
Moses 😨 "Thank you for granting me an audience my liege... I... have a request..."
Pharoah "Yeah, cut to the chase I got a lot going on here today. What do you want?"
Moses 😨 "Um... I... Uh, I mean... Elohim wants... You... To... Let all of the slaves go... He wants all the slaves..."
Pharoah "PFFT! WHAT!? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HA! AHA! GET THE FUCK RIGHT OUT OF HERE! No! No, no you go fuck yourself, buddy! You can fuck right off with that! HA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Moses "He's... He's going to kill everybody... All of the first born sons! And the frogs!"
Pharoah "He's going to kill all the frogs?"
Moses "No it'll RAIN frogs! I... I don't know what to do..."
Pharoah "What... In the fuck is going on here? What is this? Is this a fucking joke to you?"
Moses "No! No, I... He gave me this stick *turns into snake* AH GOD SHIT!"
Pharoah "AAAH SHIT! WHAT IN THE FUCK!?"
Moses "I DON'T KNOW! I don't know! He just fucking walked up to me and he gave me a stick, man!"
Pharoah "Elohim!? That!? ☝️ The fucking guy? "
Moses "YES!"
Pharoah "Wh... How in the fuck... No. Nonono. Get the fuck out of here! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!"
Exodus II