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To be distracted for a prolonged conversation about nothing by your boss or manager. This distraction generally results in you missing or being late for a meeting, late home or unable to complete work. It is recognised within your organisation as a legitimate excuse.
Sorry I'm late, I was on my way home and I was jaked at the lift.
Sorry I missed your meeting, I was jaked in the hall
Can I get an extension on that proposal? I was jaked when I was trying to finish it.
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A man who is the definition of a lesbian and thinks he is good a basketball when he cannot play for his life
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he is the best guy you will ever meet so sweet he gives me cavities he is as nice as a punch of care bears i love him he is the best boy friend every he is my whole world i would not even give him up for bacon.
if u look perfect up in the dictionary it will say Jake. A
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Everything that is bad is 'A jake'
'Dude, you really jaked this up'
'that situation is jaketastic'
'dont be a jake'
'if you dont stop being such a jake'off I will punish fuck your dumper'
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1. (v) To rob someone. Usually involves taking money, but could also cover other possessions.
2. (n) A thief.
1. Guy 1: So we'll jake a couple of first-years for a couple of quid, then go get some lunch. All in favour?
Guys 2, 3 and 4: I!
2. Guy 1: That guy just swiped my wallet!
Guy 2: Stay away from him, he's a total Jake.
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a stupid gay ass mother fucking faggot. also known as a player, a monkey sucker, a cock stroker, and we have proven today that he is the lowest form of male on this planet, and many other planets. i will cherish the day he dies, and watch him burn in the firery depths of HELL.
sami&rachel: HEY JAKE FUCK YOU!! *stabs in the tiny heart*
jake: that didnt hurt, because i have no soul, feelings, or emotions. especially towards the girls i say that i love.
sami&rachel: you heartless son of a bitch. go to hell
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