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An Art:A God Masterpiece
A person who perform a remarkable feats of strength.
JAN EMMANUEL IS A MAN OF HIS WORD
An Art:A God Masterpiece
A person who perform a remarkable feats of strength.
JAN EMMANUEL IS A MAN OF HIS WORD
Jan Zy is that girl you want to be. That girl that is the smartest in the class yet she doesn't show off. That girl that has the best sense of humour yet she isn't weird.
Person 1: Are you friends with Jan Zy?
Person 2: Yes, I'm so lucky to be friends with her!
This is a person who is very different, most of them like black Dicks.
Wtf is Jan-Willem doing??
Best kid around, he has all the girls.
Everybody likes him.
He can get every girl he wants.
I wiss i was a Jan-Willem
People who are named Jan Pono are brutally honest, sarcastic, has the world's sexiest legs, overall super sexy and most importantly thicc.
Ava: Whow she's pretty thicc.
Ana: Chill out mate, but yeah I agree. Just look at her legs!
Olive: Hell yeah, she's a total bae! Her name's probably Jan Pono.
when you promise a certain situation or thing, which you describe as very positive, but then turns out disappointing.
Example 1: Jan to his friends: "Over there is a Uniqlo store, which has the best clothing in the world" Visiting the store it turns out, they sell only boring garbage. Friends: "Classic Jan!"
Example 2: Jan to his friends: "I really fancy this girl, I will definitely bang her!" The girl likes Jan back. The next morning Jan tells his friends: "No, nothing happened. I didn't have a condom with me." Friends: "Classic Jan!"