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Jerry is the twin brother of earl and both of them does stupid stuff
That’s such a unlucky jerry situation
When two friends are with a woman, and man one places ejaculate into said woman’s vagina. Man two scoops out the ejaculate deposited by man one, and then proceeds to “lick the bowl”
Mark and Linda were having sexual relations and Mark deposits ejaculate into Linda’s vagina. Marks friend Scott, then proceeds with his two fingers in a hook like fashion and decides to perform The Ben and Jerry on the newly deposited ejaculate.
Wandering around the web with Firebug and the Web Developer firefox extension open, liberally "borrowing" ideas for your own site from other cool sites. A take on the classic "SIS", which means to steal ideas shamelessly.
I was on a wicked cool blog, so I did some jerry styling of the background image.
Dude, somebody jerry styled my site.
I'm jerry styling for my blog on myspace.
A large boned individual that has the ability to sniff out some triple smoked ham within a fridge from 100 meters away. Jerry can sneak like a church mouse and disappear in the blink of an eye. Jerry will deplete the fridge of triple smoked ham or for that manner, any smoked and cured meat in the blink of an eye.
Jerry the Hamburglar doesn't share.
Mom: Where did the ham go?
Kid: Maybe Jerry the Hamburglar took it again?
Hey, what are you doing here? You think you can just walk barge into my house like that? Really? Have some manners!
Well actually, my name isn’t Jerry, so this isn’t my house either… but that’s besides the point!
You better get out of here! I mean it! I have Jerry’s phone number, I can call him right now! Actually, I can’t do that, because then he’ll wonder why I’m at his house in the first place.
Whatever, I was about to leave anyways, stay as long as you want, I guess.
When Jerry finally arrived at Jerry’s House exhausted form a very long day, he was surprised to find two people arguing in his living room that he’d never seen before. Naturally, he called the cops, and they won’t to prison… including Jerry, the cops arrested him too.
Jerry squad is a elite group of firefighters, known state wide for being some of the finest men bringing quick work to all fire fighting operations, also referred to squad 12
The Jerry squad made a quick stop on the working fire.
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Mc Jerry is one of the best boyfriend u will ever get. Also one of the best kisser. He is cute af. He is kind, lovely, handsome, has one of the best smiles, cares about u, and will love u forever
Girl: I’m scared
Mc Jerry: It’s ok I’m here fire u