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a sexy badass psychopathic punk who is the baddest motherfucker in town.
"I told you so, so shut your mouth before I shoot you down"
"I am the son of a bitch, and Edgar Allen Poe"
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the founder of the Wednesday toad, and our lord and savior.
jimmy here
“it is Wednesday my dudes.”
“-insert yelling here-“
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The sexiest and greatest american soocer player of all time. Not to mention the greatest center back in the history of the game.
The only trait that exceeds his talent is his beauty and world class humor and personality.
He currently graces the Kansas City Wizards of Major League Soccer with his multifascited being as their tall and strong standing captain.
He is also a media personality often as the strong integral voice of the Wizards and Major League Soccer alike. He leads with the roar of a lion and the grace of a god.
Example 1.
Idiot: "If Jimmy Conrad is so good then why isn't he captaining Man U or Barcelona or one of the great teams?"
JC Fan: "Because he's too good. They couldn't handle his sexy manliness or god-like skill."
Example 2.
Wizards girl 1: "Im gonna have Jimmy sign a soccer ball for my nephew."
Wizards girl 2: "Oh yeah?! Well Im gonna have jimmy sign my boobs. Then
im gonna tattoo it on. I can't wait! I've never been touched by a real man before."
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a drummer for the smashing pumpkins, zwan and jimmy chamberlin complex who has HUGE guns.
he has had an ongoing problem with drugs and was fired from the smashing pumpkins in 1996 after an overdose with jonathon melvoin in a hotel room on tour in july 1996. melvoin didnt survive, though jimmy did and had to go into rehabilitation.
he married his long time girlfriend Lori and had a daughter called Audrey in late 2002.
even though jimmy chamberlin is in his early 40s it isnt hard to be attracted to his muscley arms.
that smashing pumpkins drummer has huuuuuuge guns!
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A hilarious English Comedian known for his dry, dark, sarcastic and deadpan humour. He is one of the funniest people to ever live and he hosts "The Big Fat Quiz of the Year" as well as making numerous appearances on Comedy Central's "Just For Laughs".
Jimmy's girlfriend: "Jimmy, we've come to the crossroads in life where we have to decide whether to take the next step in our relationship, which would mean moving in together, or whether to break it off because frankly, I'm getting bored."
Jimmy Carr: "That's not crossroads, that's a T-junction"
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Jimmy Carr: "I had the sexual history conversation with my girlfriend yesterday, where I had to list every girl I'd ever been with. From the girl I lost my virginity to, up to her. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is where I should have stopped.
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Jimmy Carr: "It really annoys me when people say they hear voices in their heads, as opposed to where exactly. Hearing voices in your legs! That's proper mental!
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Cool movie that started a okay show that ended as it was getting better. A boy genius who invents stuff that does not always work and gets him and the world into deep shit (e.g. aliens kidnap parents, meteorite, evil pants, evil sales/nano robots) and usually ends up saving the day only to do it all over again. Has two funny but weird friends Carl and Sheen, has a funny yet retarded father, Hugh. Rival is Cindy who secretly loves him but picks on him to hide it.
Despite what many people say, this show/movie was NOT rip off of Dexter's lab. The only thing similar is both shows focus on a boy genius. Parents are different, rivals are different and Jimmy has actual friends!
To those who keep complaining about breathing in space, IT'S A FREAKING CARTOON ABOUT A GENIUS KID WHO INVENTS STUFF! GET OVER YOURSELVES!
Jimmy Neutron : Gotta blast!
Carl: Llamas!
Sheen: Ultralord is a action figure, not a doll!
Cindy: Nice invention Neutron!
Jimmy's Dad: Bring on the pie!
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