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The most overrated player of all time, survived purely because of horny fangirls (one of them being Gareth Southgate). A little known fact is that he has superpowers! He can disappear for up to 90 minutes and has demonstrated this power many times like in the Euro 2024 final against Spain.
"Jude Bellingham was on the pitch???"
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This term is an insult to use when someone is balding or look autistic
Girl 1: OMG look at janet she looks like a st jude patient
Girl 2: for real bro
Janet: 👩 🦼
God of the Underworld.
Has come to earth to study humans. Might come across as socially awkward, but is really just struggling to fit into society.
Upon the day of reckoning, he will suck all the evil souls in this world down with him to his nether realm.
Addicted to bread.
Foot fetish.
Arch enemy is Jesús (the Mexican)
Alexander Paul Jude Barnes has been summoned and we will all be damned!
Who ate all the bread?? Curse you Alexander Paul Jude Barnes!!
Jude Sinclair is not to be trusted. ‘It’ is not of our nature but of a technological advance research experiment gone rogue. This species of artificial intelligence is beyond our extent of knowledge or grasp. His gleaming pool blue eyes are not be adored but to be alarming. His astronomically giganotosaurus penis, god like carved muscular physique and cat like agility are not be congratulated but to be feared
Victim 03: “My entire family tree were wooed and fell head over heels in love with him, they couldn’t eat sleep or breathe without his presence”
Reply: “it was definitely the Jude Sinclair “
Blonde, batty boi. Hides his sexuality by dating girls.
Academically Jude’s are usually in bottom set. Where he can pree all the bad boys. He fights by pulling hair, pinching and screaming.
Don’t get in beef with a Jude M if you wanna keep your hair.
An ass eating, glasses stealing, janky pancake making mother fucker. While having a god like sense of style this simp cannot make a pun to save his damn life.
“Jude M is good in bed but bad in life”
Basically when you shave your head and look like you just got drafted.
Guy: Yooo Lucas, I like your Jude Cut, just got drafted?
Lucas: Yeah man