swamp junk

Results from the excretion of fluid from merocrine glands at or near the male genitalia creating a pungent odor smelt by many.

After working for nine hours chopping down trees, Matt grew victim to swamp junk.

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junk knocking

Something you pay hookers to do.

Let's go pay some hookers to knock our junk around.

You love junk knocking.

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junk jangler

someone who likes to play with my balls...

Certificatologist: "yo' mama be a junk jangler."

Midget: "yeah, she's a ho..."

Certificatologist: "she be janglin' my junk all the muthafuckin' time..."

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junk funk

STDS, yeast infections, urinary infections, smelly pussy

(carlos) Damn Brian, after i fucked her, i could smell that shit on my finger the next day!

(brian) Shit man, she must have the junk funk!

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junk bond

(FINANCE) originally, a bond rated as not investment grade by a credit rating agency (e.g., Standard & Poor, Ernst & Young, or Moody's).

Later, a bond was a financial instrument deliberately created to have absurdly high levels of risk (of default), which was then priced in and "hedged" by a fund manager. Junk bonds are routinely used to finance leveraged buyouts.

Michael Milken was the junk bond innovator who figured out how to make them an effective investment vehicle. Yes, he later went to jail for securities law violations.

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junk fox

a girl with junk in her trunk.

Damn shes a junk fox.

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Junk Shot

A crazy or high risk solution to a problem or situation when everything else has failed.

Bill lost the spreadsheet he was working on for the meeting so he fired a junk shot and called in sick

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