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extreme coincidences that make it seem that the universe is snickering at you
My second chance was more like a probation-I just got karma punked.
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More evil than the evil
See also Judges old testament
Dude built that fuckatree house on a hillside using the negative energy from a custody situation
Teaching others how to do it
That's voodoo karma in motion
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crush karma- the affect when you keep you crush a secret from someone, symptoms are getting embarrassed in from of your crush or your crush doing something bad to you.
If you don't tell me who you like you will get crush karma.
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The act of wondering if you should eat something, that might cause some gastrointestinal problems later.
Mike:Hmmm should i eat the 5 buck box from taco bell now...im going on a date in about 4 hours, i dont want to have to repaint her toilet. I will go with a homemade chicken salad instead.
Rajieen: yeah you wouldn't want to get some bad Colon karma for later.
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applies to a person who, gets whatever they want when they want it, and no one can explain how, yet once or twice a year something goes so horribly wrong in their life they cant see straight.
" I jst got a new mercedes, after buying half of starbuks, then my house caught fire, and starbuks went bankrupt..."
"oh dude... karma-bitchslap"
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when someone with the name "karma" or "kharma" gets mad while having oral sex and bites your penis.
your almost as good as my last girlfriend" *bite* "OHHH... KARMAS A BITCH!!!"
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Free credit score that is really free! Credit karma saved my life?
Credit karma-"Am I really free?"
Credit karma-"Yes."
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