Dick Kicked In

To get your ass handed to you or to take a beating. Can be used to describe a fight, a hard day at work (especially in the service industry) or lose an argument badly

"I haven't gotten my dick kicked in that hard in a long time"

"I shouldn't have picked a fight with that dude, he really kicked my dick in" ETC

rainbow kick

A soccer skill only performed by high level players, the ball is flicked up and kicked over the performer's head, dazzling and terrifying onlookers.

Soccer Fan: Holy shit, he just did a rainbow kick and got a shot off from it.
Other Soccer Fan: That's my team!

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Kick the episode

;to engage in multiple fore play acts and engage in multiple sexual positions in one meeting.

LL Cool Jay, circa (1987);" back of my jeep I kick the episode"

Kick The Shit

To kill time by talking with a friend or doing stupid shit, generally involves drinking copious ammounts of alchohol, however can be completed while sober.

Any converstaion made whilst Kicking the Shit is not a D'n'M, but is above a conversation.

Seb: Oi rhye, come over to mine, let's kick the shit for a while.
Rhye: Aight mate, i'll be there in a half hour, you got some booze?
Seb: Yeah mate, you betcha.

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spartan kick

A mighty kick during which the kicker stands on one leg, while bending the other leg up against the body before thrusting it forward with conviction. Often used to kick unfriendly black people into pits as seen in the movie 300.

Tequila does not agree with Carbs, so he Spartan Kicked a big dent into that crappy PT cruiser.

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Crane Kick

The most devastating move in all of martial arts. Perfected by Ralph Macchio in the original Karate Kid. If done correctly, the Crane Kick will assure victory for all who use it.

The Crane Kick should only be used in life or death situations, or in youth karate tournaments.

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