Someone who typically responds to mawkish and oversentimental posts on Facebook, usually involving kids and animals, in a manner akin to a self appointed moral police and dictates the tone of suitable responses and warns against any 'unkind comments'...
No mate, I'd say she's more of a kindness nazi than a white knight cos she's directing her comments to all of us rather than one person in particular
Kind joey is a sexual act involving a hot chick going down on a guy with a small penis because she feels bad for him.
This chick rejected me, but she gave me a kind joey, so I don't care.
Definitely just Nihachu. If there was a spider in her apartment, she'd just befriend it. No lie.
"The most kind woman in this room is Nihachu."
"Obviously!!"
I’d say someone that would talk to their plants and say nice things to help them grow and would also full send things and would possibly jump off a cliff or something of the sort. With a bungee cord
Wow, look! There’s a kind badass talking to plants and jumping off that cliff
A kind fart is an immense, hellacious, and earth-shattering fart that you hold in because there are other people in the car, vicinity, grocery line, etc. You KINDLY hold it in because you know the noxious ass gas that you so desperately need to let out will probably destroy every living thing near you.
Car passenger 1 to car passenger 2: Hey, are you ok? What's wrong?
Passenger 2: I'm holding back a kind fart..... It's really ripping up my insides right now.. I can't wait to get out of this car so I can let it out... *sighs*
Kinda of Kidding. When you want to explain that your overreaction wasn't completely unjust.
You're the worst at this. I'm kindding but you do need improvement.