The Diddy Kong Dong is the penis of a very hairy black midget, with pubic hair encircling the length of the shaft, with the only visible skin showing being that of the cock head.
I was taking a coed shower when a gang of midgets walked in and i saw at least three diddy kong dongs..
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Used to describe an asshole that is large. This word is used to emphasize how LARGE the asshole is.
"lol nagen has a king kong butthole XD!"
"I think my asshole leveled up to king kong butthole after last night!"
Facefucking someone while you pry their jaw open with your hands sometimes resulting in broken jaw. A reference to the scene in Peter Jackson’s King Kong (2005) in which King Kong pries a T. Rex’s jaws apart so far it completely snaps the T. Rex’s skull.
If you King Kong Skullfuck a woman your going to jail, breaking jaws is serious business
Pounding an ass like Donkey Kong smashes his bongos, also a way for showing appreciation for poetry without snapping
Don't forget to Donkey Kong that Ass after Randall reads his poem about concrete
Robert Kraft just wanted a Hong kong lollipop.
Cool person but loses friends as quickly as he got them. Likes to use specials REALLY often.
Donkey Kong Main: Hey man, could we play some Smash Ultimate?
Dude: I’ll... pass.