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Leon McCall is the worlds best striker and theres no doubt about it. if leon is on your team your team will most definitely thrash any other teams 8-0! and hes got a giant cock
Friend: oi mate we won 8-0 last game
me: no way! i bet leon mccall scored all of them
Friend: of course he did!
when you ditch your friends for a girl you have no chance with
Guy 1: "I can't go to Ortega today guys, I gotta play Val with a girl."
Guy 2: "I'm not surprised, he's leon simps."
Leon is a twat and probably reeks of cheese. He has the prettiest girlfriend - everyone either wants her, or wants to be her
Oh my god? is that Leon?
Yeah he's the one with the fit girlfriend
How's he managed that? he's dodgy as fck
Leon is usually close to being known as a lion which is a symbol of bravery and courage
Oh my lord, Leon is brave as a lion
Guy 1: look its a leon.
Guy 2: leon is definatly a sigma chad
User 1: Hey have u seen leon?
User 2: Oh, that gay faggot hes dead in a ditch