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Ryoma Hoshi from Danganronpa V3’s objection line.
Kitty: The door was glued shut, so I doubt anyone was hiding in there.
Roomba: The fog is lifted!
Only doing upper body in the hopes that your legs will get stronger from carrying that extra mass around.
Did you see Jake? He's lifting upper body five days a week with this new trickle-down lifting plan... I can't tell if it's working, because he's wearing pants.
Bodily bruises, scars, and pain - the exact origin of which is unknown - most likely caused by strength training.
Person 1: Wtf are these ankle bruises from; am I being shackled without my knowledge??
Person 2: They're probably lift-mata. You were at the gym this week, weren't you?
1. when a female gets aroused
2. the female version of an erection
yo I was fooling around with Tammy last night she had some major clit lift going on
I was at _______ last night with Beka and Shelly, this guy was dancing with me he was so hot I got clit lift with only one drink.
A helping hand in a broken down lift when needing a wee but unfortunately have broken both arms OR wrists . The helper holds the injured parties penis and aims into a bottle so the injured party does not wee down his jeans.
Andrey and Matt were stuck in a lift for four hours after a drinking session in the local watering hole. Matt had broken both wrists due to excessive masturbation sessions. Matt needed a wee but due to his injuries he could not perform the simple task of removing his member from his jeans. Andrey offered 'Lift Support' and Matt readily accepted. Andrey expertly removed Matt's member and aimed it into the almost empty Fanta bottle, he only slipped and sprayed Matt's urine against the glass lift door once! Excellent lift support!
Following the urban legend that lifting weights while maintaining a full erection leads to an increase in penis length and faster muscle growth elsewhere, 'stiff lifts' describes the activity of lifting free weights while deliberately maintaining an erection, often through use of pornography.
Jeff: "mate my muscles just aren't growing"
Chris: "Have you tried stiff lifts? I know one muscle I'm improving..."
The act of stealing from a retail store
I just lifted 3 cases of beer from the liquer store