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Abstain from masturbating for three days, building up your sperm count.
Guy 1: Hey, You watch that porno I sent you?
Guy 2: Nah, I'm gonna wait, I'm trying to "Save The Load"
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Loaded heels almost always occur when you are wearing jeans and it is wet and/or raining outside. The bottom of each pant leg becomes damp, causing discomfort in the heel and ankle area, and causing the dampened areas of you jeans to rip over time.
-Aaron walked to school in the rain, and got loaded heels along the way.
Child 1: 'Did you walk to the sockhop last night?'
Child 2: 'Yeah, I did.'
Child 1: 'But it was raining, were your heels loaded?'
Child 2: 'Yeah bro, fully loaded. It was mad annoying.'
Child 1: 'I'm so sorry.'
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The act of spreading your load between multiple parties or items.
I performed a little load balancing between my two girls last night.
I performed a little load balancing with those guys last night from the bar.
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When a guy jerks off inside a chick, and usually with remarkable vigor.
Oh man, it's time for me to shoot a load. I'm gonna cum. It'll be messy. Get ready to clean up, bitch.
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Well, I loaded the dishwasher six months ago and now she as big as a house.
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The acting of squirting your 100 proof baby juice in, on, or around <<insert your preference here>> (i.e. women, men, magazines, farm animals, toilet paper, socks, your own face, ...
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When I was blowing the load on grandma's wig when she walked in.
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