Loaded Heels

Loaded heels almost always occur when you are wearing jeans and it is wet and/or raining outside. The bottom of each pant leg becomes damp, causing discomfort in the heel and ankle area, and causing the dampened areas of you jeans to rip over time.

-Aaron walked to school in the rain, and got loaded heels along the way.

Child 1: 'Did you walk to the sockhop last night?'

Child 2: 'Yeah, I did.'

Child 1: 'But it was raining, were your heels loaded?'

Child 2: 'Yeah bro, fully loaded. It was mad annoying.'

Child 1: 'I'm so sorry.'

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SWEET LOAD

When you have way too much of something you love. You'd take it all if it was free, spend all of your allowance on it, and hide your stash of it so you don't have to share.

I got a SWEET LOAD of taffy at the Chocolate Factory today, it was on sale Buy 1 lb Get 1 lb free!

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load balancing

The act of spreading your load between multiple parties or items.

I performed a little load balancing between my two girls last night.

I performed a little load balancing with those guys last night from the bar.

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Fat load

Your mother's breakfast

I gave your mother a fat load this morning

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shoot a load

When a guy jerks off inside a chick, and usually with remarkable vigor.

Oh man, it's time for me to shoot a load. I'm gonna cum. It'll be messy. Get ready to clean up, bitch.

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loading the dishwasher

Getting your wife drunk!

Well, I loaded the dishwasher six months ago and now she as big as a house.

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blowing the load

The acting of squirting your 100 proof baby juice in, on, or around <<insert your preference here>> (i.e. women, men, magazines, farm animals, toilet paper, socks, your own face, ...

;) --- <=8

When I was blowing the load on grandma's wig when she walked in.

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