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Epic troll status, with occasional bipolar moments set off with ETOH consumption. Has a faithful group of online comrades, but for some reason keeps associations with an STD called Brightdays (the panty sniffing disease)
Hey Roo? You see what mf lobster posted?
Man, did you smell that girl's lobster bisque.
A hot dog. Generally considered widely accessible throughout the world, the hot dog is a delicacy in Clifton Heights, PA, as even the most affluent Clifton Heights’ residents lack the class or funds to afford a hot dog on a daily basis, much like a lobster for average, normal Americans.
What did you guys do for your wedding anniversary last night?
“We went to Mary’s for Wolf Killers and Clifton Lobsters.”
RED LOBSTER IS A Man WITH MAFIA CONNECTIONS AND RICH UNCLES HE IS ALSO A POTUS (useless piece of fucking shit)
he is a red lobster
oh he is that rich?!!
The act of performing cunnilingus or fellatio on a person with an active outbreak of pubic lice.
My face is itchy as fuck after I spent all night lobstering in the Keys with that girl from the bar.
A Pick-up truck modification popular in the 70s and 80s in which the front of the truck was raised to monster truck lengths with the purpose of driving it off-road. Unfortunately, the Hoovers driving it end up not seeing anything on the road, leading the people getting ran over.
Jimmy has to watch out for psychos who drive a lobster crawl if he wants to play on the road
A state of extreme intoxication from alcohol, when you cannot focus to the point where yours eyes are just wandering around.
Man, Chuck was so drunk last night, completely lobster-eyed. Ya know, one eye going this way, the other that way.