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London boater

Seasoned London Boater

A seasoned boater is defined by the percentage of alcohol and drugs in their bloodstream in relation with actual blood. That's different to a pickled boater which uses just alcohol as the defining variable

There's a third type recognised by their use of marine terms and language as well as references to landluvies, making them appear to the uninitiated that they are cruising through Cape horn every winter when in fact they never left the non-tidal inner London canals and the biggest wave they experienced was that created by a goose dunking in the water from the towpath. They are defined as being full of shit but there is no prerequisite for specific blood content by volume

“Hey, wanna go try and interview a London Boater again? I hear they bring clicks”

Na man, we try that every year and every time we try we just get ridiculed”

by Stoneageman June 13, 2022


Think London

Thinking London is the mindset that people from the capital have. Nothing is better than London, nothing is bigger than London. Other British cities are silly, they all have funny accents and they don't pay £9.80 for a large glass of wine. London is best.

"Shall we go to Manchester for a weekend?"

"But they're all poor up North."

"Yeah and they smell like chips."

"They probably haven't even got an Oceana. Think London."

by ThinkBanter July 10, 2013


London Tran

blond chink, part of the most hated group at katy highschool. feen.... got logged out of her netflix account.... alcoholic much....druggie much.....

omg have you seen that short chink London Tran?!
"which one the blond one?"

by the other chink in the example November 8, 2021


London Derriere

A song dat refers to da delectable object you'd be after when looking for a "piece of a**" in England's capital city.

They sat dat U.K. chicks have da best-looking behinds in da world, so perhaps da act of seeking out a little "London derriere" would indeed be a rewardingly-worthwhile endeavor.

by QuacksO March 18, 2023


London Bridge

An exdended version of the Eiffel Tower with two girls instead of one.

-"Oh shit main, u fuck that bitch Effiel Tower style dawg?"
-"Naw muthafucka me and my homie fucked them bitches london bridge style bitch ass nigga"

by Bang Bang MuthaFucka March 17, 2019


Glo London

A very high class nickname for people who keep themselves up. That dresses very well , has high standards , and doesn't settle for just anything.

Mr. Glo London
Mrs. Glo London

by _nattyb March 14, 2014


Violet London

When a girl with purple hair has a cock inside her ass and mouth stretching out her body like the London bridge and 2 gay guys hold hands for support to complete the bridge while pumping her in unison.

When they shoot their load inside her the violet London bridge collapses.

Dude hold my hand so we can pump harder and this violet London won’t fall down

by Dookyone August 9, 2021