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A man that always produces retarded children
Mike just had another baby, it is retarted, he is a tard machine
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An extremely loud, obnoxious, endless fart. Will generally end in crapping your pants.
"Dude, he shat his pants after letting out a machine-gunner!"
"That machine gunner could take out an army!"
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Doing "the arcade machine" is the act of Finding a woman/man, bending them over and inserting a quarter into their asshole. Then proceeding to have intercourse with them for up to 25 minutes, or till game over (you finish)
Once the "game" is over, you may move onto the next person, or insert another quarter and play again.
Guy: hey babe wanna try the arcade machine?
Girl: uhhhh what's that?
Guy: *slides a quarter in ass* We playing pole position, and I'm cumming in first place
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An asian produced automobile. Normally refferred to in the used car market, cars for teenagers or P.O.S.'s. You can usually spot these by loud mufflers, rubbing transmissions, and large rust-holes. Many owners try to pimp these cars out, but fail miserably, making the car look worse.
"Dude, you're CRX is such a rice machine!"
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A children's song about trippin' up on sex.
Mammy, will you sing trip machine?
Ahh... Give it me good.
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1. A workshop where power-driven tools are used for making, finishing, or repairing machines or machine parts.
2. Club in the Flint, Michigan area featuring regular nationwide and local hard rock bands.
1. Supervisor: Get your ass back over to the machine shop and finish that part
2. Metalhead 1: Dude, I just won tickets for Mushroomhead tomorrow at the Machine Shop
Metalhead 2: Sweet.
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A device for combatting Negative Banter, and capable stopping a Bantex in its tracks. It can create banter from nothing simply by existing, thus enlivening otherwise dull conversations and events.
The original (and arguably best) Banter Machine is a large megaphone, with a REALLY annoying siren.
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