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Stereotypes of the math team usually include Asian and Indian kids, which is pretty accurate for some schools. Most people think of the math team as nerds, but these nerds are will grow up and make the big bucks. Their weekends consist of math, math, and math. Get a mathlete wasted or high, and its pretty much the funniest fucking thing ever. Note: not everyone on the math team is a pussy geek, just most of them.
Hey, isn't that chick on the math team?
She is? I don't know man but she's fucking hot.
Look at how weird those mathletes are! I bet they don't go out on Friday nights.
Math that is based around the foundation of the number 69.
In Trongian Math, 69/69=69^2
A great way to get clinical depression
Robber: Give me the money now or I’ll make you do sparx maths bitch
Me: here you go
When a woman performs a sexual act and after (or during) said act calculates the relative worth of act. Often, this is followed by demands for remuneration from the recipient of act.
Damn, Tiffany gave me the hottest blowjob last night... then she ruined it by doing whore math and making me take her out to dinner afterward instead of just going to sleep.
A cruel and unusual mental torture involving sitting in a class for about an hour, trying to find out why the crap X and Y are such punks.
Suzy and Gary are going to a store, he buys 16,000 rounds for an M16, Suzy wants to buy an AK-47. Clearly Suzy has made the better choice, as she needs 17,000 more ammo magazines for it. 24 people are standing in line somewhere else, what is the meaning of life, what is the best car ever made. 14 more people want to buy guns. I have a pet dog, which is totally unrelated to this math problem, but hey, its math, its not supposed to make sense. Solve for X, punk!
Math class made me have multiple fractures in my skull, due to the fact that I slam my head on the desk for my free time during math class, as it is less agonizing than wracking my brain to solve a problem.
Tee hee.
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almost like beer pong except with insanely hard mathematical equations instead of beer.
Hey Mr. lets play some math pong and see who can solve this insane equation!
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A website that was somehow made by a disgusting sub-human entity. There 10 tasks, which in turn all contain anywhere from 5 to 20 questions EACH. And on top of that, it prompts you with disgusting little "minigames" which are just optional pieces of homework that no one in their right mind would purposely choose to complete.
Sparx Maths: "Solve this quadratic and find the value of X when raised to the power of 62 divided by 3 and then use it to calculate the first 7 terms of this sequence."
Me: *skips the Sparx Maths question because whatthehell*
Teacher:"EWHY DIDNT SYOU ASKDGF OR HELP WFROM A PARENT WIUTH YOUR SPARX MATHS"